‘My controversial philosophy 2023’ -O U Mackson
1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about your dressing; wear nice shoes
2. Say NO to more bottles, and more women; it breeds poverty
4. As a person’s height is determined by their
father, and their weight, by their
Mother, so is their success determined by their hard work and failure their handwork
5. If you must sleep in public please do it with your mouth closed
6. There are three things a man’s brain
cannot resist noticing – good food, woman & women
8. Right-handed people chew food on
their right side and don’t miss an aim on a bald head
10. No money no honey yet no honey no bees
11. Never promise her one ball AGAIN when u know it takes two to survive
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than
those who don’t that is why women try so hard to protect their front teeth
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many
people as too much walkout; especially with an extravagant woman
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5
times as much information as Wikipedia but how can we know when we don’t even remember our last essay.
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough
to dissolve razor blades that is why it dissolves any amount you put inside the stomach
20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & SMILE while u walk, It is the ultimate antidepressants and anti sanity. its called ‘ija eze’ waka’
21. We sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each
Day, but when money wahala is involved we stay hours without noticing it
22. When you have nothing to say pls say nothing..so u don’t end up saying so much nothing and they all see you as nothing
23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and
plants and eat less food that is manufactured
in plants, if no money to chop just chop grass in vegetables..it helps
24. Take blueberries, broccoli, and almonds then drink green tea and plenty of water. Me, I enjoy drinking all of them especially the one I know ‘plenty of water !!’
25. Try to make at least 2 people smile
each day; urself & yourself
26. Don’t waste your precious energy on energy vampires, Instead save it, I’m sure your children will need it
27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a
prince and dinner like a college boarder
28. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still beautiful because black is beauty
29. Life is too short to waste time hating
anyone. Forgive them for everything, but don’t forget; that’s is the lesson
30. Don’t take yourself so seriously, It’s a little work and play thing
31. You don’t have to win everything everyday, it’s
agree to disagree
32. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil
the present.
33. Be careful for nothing, she is either part of your solution or part of your problem
34. No one is in charge of your happiness
except you, so laugh and spread your teeth , except if they are more than 42..then cover it a bit for the safety of the man next to you….make u no go mistakenly commot person ear
35. If only you can see sense in every nonsense 1st quarter of this year will be positively different
36. Help both the needy and the greedy, it made me great
37. What other people think of you is none of
your business, it’s what she says everyday that matters
38. Time heals everything, even big wound of poverty
39. However good or bad a situation is, it will
change with prayer and hard work, it won’t be like our own APC kind of change!!(AMEN)
40. Your job won’t take care of you when you
are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
41. Envy is a waste of time, you already have
all you need in you
42. NEVER FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.
43. Remember your background in all u do 45. Always put God first, yourself second and money third 46. Never let ur wants interfere wit ur needs. 47. Santa claus is special because he visits once in a year. 48. Life and success is all about God and you 49.Never compare yourself; you are all you’ve got 50. If all these must work then you have to properly manage this two tissues; your tongue and it’s sweet cousin who lives downstairs. NOTE: It’s never 100% u always have to make some that is if u want complete package!!
Truth from he heart of ouentertainments.com
