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45 Facts Of Power Hidden Under The Anus Of Time

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about your dressing; wear nice shoes

2. Say NO to more bottles, and more women; it breeds poverty

3. As a person’s height is determined by their
father, and their weight, by their
mother, so is their success determined by their hard work and failure their handwork

4. If you must sleep in public please do it with your mouth closed

5. There are three things a man’s brain
can not resist noticing – good food, woman and women

6. Left-handed people chew food on
their right side and don’t miss an aim on a bald head

7. No money no honey, yet no honey no bees

8. Never promise her one ball AGAIN when u know it takes two to survive

9. People who laugh a lot are healthier than
those who don’t, that’s why women try so hard to protect their front teeth

10. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many
people as too much walkout; especially with an extravagant woman

11. A human brain has a capacity to store 5
times as much information as Wikipedia but how can we know when we don’t even remember our last essay

12. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades that is why it dissolves any amount one puts inside one’s stomach

13. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day and SMILE while u walk, It is the ultimate antidepressants and anti sanity…its called ija eze’ waka

14. We sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day, but when money wahala is involved we stay hours without noticing

15. When you have nothing to say, please say nothing so you don’t end up saying so much nothing and they all see you as nothing

16. Eat more of food that grow on trees and
plants and less of food that is manufactured
from trees and plants, if you no understand just chop grass it helps

17. Take blueberries broccoli and almonds then drink green tea and plenty of water; me, I enjoy drinking all of them especially the one I know ‘plenty of water!!’

18. Try to make at least two people smile
each day and yourself

19. Don’t waste your precious energy on energy vampires, Instead save it, I’m sure your children will need it

20. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a
prince and dinner like a college boarder

21. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still beautiful because black is beauty

22. Life is too short to waste time hating
anyone, forgive them for everything, but don’t forget; that’s the lesson

23. Don’t take yourself so seriously, It’s a little work and play thing

24. You don’t have to win everything everyday; Agree to disagree

25. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil your present

26. Be careful for nothing, she is either part of your solution or part of your problem

27. No one is in charge of your happiness
except you, so laugh and spread your teeth except if they are more than 42

28. To us who see sense in every nonsense 1st quarter of 2020 was positively different

29. Help both the needy and the greedy, that made me great

30. What other people think of you is none of
your business, it’s what she says everyday that matters

31. Time heals everything, including deep wound of poverty

32. However bad your situation is, it will
change with prayer and hard work, it won’t be like our own APC kind of change!!(AMEN)

33. Your job won’t take care of you when you
are sick, your friends will, stay in touch

34. Envy is a waste of time, you already have
all you need in you

35. NEVER FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING

36. Remember your background in all you do

37. Always put God first, yourself second and money third
38. Never let your wants interfere with your needs

39. Santa claus is special because it visits once in a year
40. Life and success is all about God and you

41.Never compare yourself; you are just all you’ve got

42. If the above must work, you have to properly manage these two tissues; your tongue and its sweet cousin who lives downstairs

43. It’s never 100% you always have to add that’s if you want a complete package!!


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O U Mackson's profile: O U Mackson, born Ozuruonye Mackson Uchenwa is a Nigerian journalist, filmmaker, talent manager entrepreneur and the founder the talent promotion company O U ENTERTAINMENTS and CEO O U Mackson. OU Mackson manages O U Entertainments, a media company with undaunted pedigree in talent promo & media contents

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